Ocado: a victim of bad media training

There is a lot of bad media training out there.

I am quietly working away on a damp summer morning when I hear an interview with Ocado’s boss on Radio 4 Today programme. Suddenly I am overwhelmed with that ‘disgusted of Tunbridge Wells feeling’. I live in fear of turning into my mother, who spends several minutes most days shouting at the Today presenters or guests.

But really.

How can clever senior people, running successful companies, not realise that to go on a current affairs programme and simply parrot the message ‘we provide a phenomenal service to customers’ – means they are making fools of themselves.

Worse, as I write these words, I am sure some PR person is patting the offender (who I am not naming out of courtesy) on the back, saying ‘well done’  – you landed the ‘phenomenal’  key message four times.

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Ocado won a precious 3 minute slot on Radio 4’s Today programme at about 7.15am, close to peak listening time. It was there because the company has done a deal with Morrisons that appears to have ruffled the feathers of its key existing client Waitrose.

You can listen to the programme here until 27th May but will have to play with the cursor to find the slot 1 hour 14 minutes in.

I do not blame the Ocado boss for his lamentable performance, I blame his PR team and whoever trained him. He almost certainly was trained a) because most senior business people are and b) because no one would naturally conduct an interview in that way.

Good media training ensures you articulate your point of view in an accessible and credible way, whilst avoiding any bear traps. Part of being credible means you must come across with both warmth and authority. If you are a business leader there should also be some evidence of intelligence and I recommend a gracious attitude to those that don’t agree with you.

Bad media training encourages you to close down all intelligent questions and parrot some bland marketing message. This leaves a sour taste in the listener’s mouth and also probably ensures you won’t be invited back on the programme.

“Could you survive on £53 a week?”

This nightmare question came right at the start of an interview on the flagship political forum, the BBC’s Today Programme. It was particularly tough for Iain Duncan Smith, the Work and Pensions Secretary, who was there to defend cuts to state welfare payments to millions of poorer citizens.

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There was no escape, so he did his best. “Well if I had to, I would,” he started out, before attempting to move on to his first prepared message with that very useful phrase “but the real point is…”

It worked for a while, as Duncan Smith was able to get across the government’s case that the reforms were needed to slow the growth in welfare spending, provide incentives to the chronic unemployed, and make the system fairer for the low-paid employed.

But that first answer turned out to be a delayed-action grenade. The ever-alert British press picked it up and it hit the front pages.  In little over 24 hours an online petition calling on him to make good his boast and actually live on £53 per week had garnered 150,000 signatures.

Duncan Smith is far from the most “posh” of the current Conservative party leadership, being from a middle-class military background, with Scottish and Irish connections. But in populist political terms, he is saddled with a double-barrelled surname and a somewhat patrician manner. He is also, as the papers helpfully pointed out, married to the millionairess daughter of hereditary titled aristocrats and lives in a 16th century country house with a swimming pool and tennis court.

It matters not that the original case-study on which the £53 per week figure came from – a struggling self-employed man – turned out to be inaccurate. Or that no sensible person could possibly expect a highly successful politician to live on the same level as the least financially successful sector of society.

Duncan Smith was roasted.  So what should he have said?

  • To have ignored the question would have been a red rag to that most pugnacious of interviewers, John Humphrys.
  • To say he could not live on £53 per week would have exposed him to charges of hypocrisy – imposing on others what he could not cope with himself.
  • To have challenged the relevance of the question would have sounded like evasiveness and Humphrys would probably have persisted.
  • To challenge or question the figure might have worked, but would still have left an impression he was ducking the issue of what poverty actually felt like.

No, there is, as so often, no good answer.

My personal suggestion would be something like this. “I really don’t know, it would be very tough, and I know that it is very tough for a lot of people out there, struggling to get by, which is why it is so important to get the long-term jobless into paid employment where they can increase their income …”

It’s often the impression that counts more than the actual words and sounding sympathetic and human is sometimes the best tactic.

Don’t talk to journalists in anger

In Southwark Crown Court  the whole sorry tale of the disintegration of the relationship between Chris Huhne MP and former wife Vicky Pryce has been revealed in embarrassing detail. The angle that interests me as a media trainer is the idea that the furious, distressed and perhaps vulnerable Pryce, chose to ‘confide’ in a Sunday Times journalist.

Oakeshott got the scoop on Pryce and Huhne's relationship

The way Political Editor Isabel Oakeshott told the story in court, Vicky Pryce made the allegation that her husband, the former Lib Dem cabinet minister Chris Huhne, had pressured her to take speeding points on his behalf, towards the end of a lunch. Pryce made the allegation  ‘slightly under her breath’ and had to be asked to repeat it.

Did she mean to make the allegation?  It seems likely that Pryce had planned to make the allegation to Oakeshott but was perhaps nervous about actually doing it; or may be it ‘slipped out’ after a couple of glasses of wine. Either way it is extraordinary.

Vicky Pyrce - did she plan to reveal all?

Once out, there appears to have been a great deal of collaboration between Oakeshott and Pryce about how to handle the story. But despite that, as a direct result of that conversation over lunch, Pryce is being tried for perverting the course of justice. She has said in court that she now regretted telling all to the Sunday Times and believes that she ‘did not behave rationally’.

It is perhaps unwise to speculate too much about this particular case but the lesson is surely clear. If you are feeling aggrieved, angry and out for revenge it is not a good time to be talking to a journalist.

It should come as a surprise to no one that journalists do what they need to do to get people to talk. On occasion they may come across as very sympathetic but you will have no control over what makes it into print.

While the mock interviews we do in media training have none of the drama of the revelations from Southwark Crown Court last week – it is remarkably easy to get untrained people to reveal their grievances. I have had clients, during recorded training interviews, complain about colleagues or bosses, criticise regulators, reveal far too much about their spouses or harshly criticise their predecessors. Angry or irritated people want to talk! Journalists want to listen.

If you choose to confide in journalists, beware:

  • You lose control of a story once you give it to a journalist.
  • If you really want to destroy someone prominent, using a journalist can be a very effective way of doing it, but you may bring the temple down upon your own head.

 

Not answering the question makes you sound dumb


More than any other media interviewee, it is politicians that are most often accused of not answering questions. As a group, they are perceived to be the ones most likely to deliver carefully prepared statements, rather than pay attention to the interviewer’s enquiry. Who can forget the legendary 1997 Newsnight interview in which former Home Secretary Michael Howard avoided the same question from Jeremy Paxman an astonishing 12 times?

But this week it was the turn of a business executive to steal the question-dodging crown.

Stephen Bates

Stephen Bates is European Managing Director of Research In Motion (RIM), which has just launched the shiny new Blackberry 10. This should have presented the company with an excellent opportunity to say something meaningful and memorable about its new product – even if it was obvious that the media were never going to let any spokesperson get away with plug after blatant plug.

Surprisingly, however, that’s precisely what Mr Bates tried to do. Even more bizarrely, he seemed to think he could respond to every question with a series of rehearsed statements, and make no attempt even to pretend his answers were replies to the questions asked.

He tried it with Nicky Campbell on BBC Radio 5 Live.

He tried it with Steph McGovern on BBC Breakfast. On each occasion it failed. Badly.

Stephen Bates and Steph McGovern on BBC Breakfast

Nicky asked about the iphone and what RIM had learnt from it; Steph asked about Blackberry 10’s delayed launch and what had gone wrong. Mr Bates ignored them both, and trotted out mere marketing puff about the uniqueness of the user experience and the exciting nature of the industry.

Not only does such an approach alienate the audience, it infuriates the interviewer – who then tends to doggedly pursue their single line of enquiry until they get something that at least sounds like an answer. Nicky countered with the words “it sounds like you’re reading from a press release” and Steph eventually terminated the discussion by saying “we might never know what went wrong”.

Any media trainer would have told you that the iphone question was inevitable. So were the challenges on the issues about bringing the new Blackberry to market.

But for interviewees simply not to answer the question is simply not a strategy. In Blackberry’s case this week, the company’s response was hard to swallow and left a distinctly sour taste in the mouth.

A Book I Wouldn’t Be Without

It is the time of year when we are all thinking about Christmas presents and this is the book that should be in the stockings of all your PR team.

When I first read Made to Stick by Chip and Dan Heath, I did so with mounting irritation – not because it isn’t good (it is very good), but, because bluntly, I should have got off my own backside and written it myself. Here is pretty much everything we teach but with more academic rationale and a wider array of examples.

Lindsay's well used copy of Made to Stick

This is one of those books that has spawned a mini-industry. It was retired from the Business Week best-seller list after 24 months. It made it onto many other best-seller lists including the 100 Best Business Books. There is a Made to Stick website and Made to Stick training courses.  If there was a Made to Stick mug I would buy it.

The central idea of the book is captured in this phrase: ‘A little focused effort can make almost any idea stickier. ‘

Just in case you have not come across the verb ‘to stick’ in this context before, it means an idea that has impact, is easily remembered, often revisited, used and referred to, or changes attitudes and behaviours. This definition is most widely attributed to Malcolm Gladwell who used and popularised the phrase in his book The Tipping Point.

The power of this book is in both the hard researched evidence and in the anecdotes and examples, which must surely convince any reader that while communicating ideas effectively takes a bit of skill, there is a formula and it can be applied.

Why is this relevant to us? People think media training is about where to look when on camera. They think presentation training is similar to acting classes. But the bulk of our work is about helping people codify and tell their stories. My mother has often asked: ‘Why do all these important people need to ask you how they should talk about their business?’ The answer is because simplifying it, making it real, explaining it, is not at all easy.  The more you know, the harder it is. This is what Chip and Dan Heath call the ‘Curse of Knowledge’.

Authors Chip and Dan Heath

Made to Stick talks about simplification, about keeping things real and concrete, about telling stories and using language that creates a picture in people’s minds.  ‘High-performance ’ is abstract but a V8 engine is concrete. ‘World-class customer service’ is abstract, a department store ironing a customer’s shirt so he can wear it straight after purchase, is concrete. Understanding the difference is key to communicating a business proposition.

The book details endless experiments that show what people listen and pay attention to. It provides lots of business examples of how these principles can be applied.

And it is highly readable. Enjoy.